Conor McGregor Says He Wants To Wrestle A Tiger As He's Petting It And I Believe Him 100%

Just as it seems we’re finally just a few short steps away from Conor McGregor stepping back into the UFC Octagon, the fookin’ maniac starts mixing it up with tigers in Russia. What in the hell? Why’s he doing that?

Well, I know why he’s doing it, it’s because he is afraid of literally nothing on the planet and thinks that tigers’ll do fookin’ nothing, but Siegfried & Roy would probably argue otherwise. Now that being said, Conor has gone on record saying that he’d whoop Jesus Christ’s ass, so I feel like a tiger is genuinely a house cat in terms of perceived danger to Conor.

He also may think, just because he’s a bit of a weirdo for his fascination with jungle animals and their movements, that he could just spar with the tiger for fun and have a mutual understanding that they wouldn’t hurt each other too bad. Just a quick, light, sesh. That their minds are linked more than a tiger and the average human.

P.S. Check out this picture of McGregor just having the time of his life riding a scooter up to his private jet.

Love that guy.